Dylan Curtis using 2WD in his 2500 Hemi-Powered Ram to sling a little bit of mud. Never used 4WD until the wheel came off the ground. – Stephen Tyler Lemmons

‘Just some good old boys having a dang good time’ – Brantley Gilbert

Red Dead Redemption

Posted: June 12, 2011 in XBOX 360

This is hands down my favorite from Rockstar Games. I’ve always loved the west scenery ever since I was a kid and this game took me there. I felt like I was John Marston and was the baddest ass cowboy in the west.

Call of Juarez and Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood started me on the western gaming and Red Dead Redemption definitely put all the icing on the cake, even sprinkles and ice cream. Even if you don’t like western scenery based games or even cowboys and country accents, you’re sure to like this game. If it isn’t the awesome views and ‘keep wanting more’ story behind the man, there will be something that will keep you playing this game.

There was only one thing I did not like about Red Dead Redemption but I will not tell because that will be a teaser and almost give the game away.

Seriously…buy this game!

‘Men are born, and then they’re formed’ – John Marston

LA Noire

Posted: June 9, 2011 in XBOX 360

Current game I’m playing, LA Noire.

This game was definitely true when it came to it’s 9.5 + ratings and probably even more than that after you actually play it. Not only are you set in 1940s era of LA, you’re also a detective named Cole Phelps that works on actual cases that happened those years, like the Black Dahlia murderer.

This newest release from Rockstar Games completely utilizes the new engines and HDTV camcorder system that captures every little expression of a real humans face and incorporates it flawlessly in to LA Noire. I’m really anxious to see what comes next from Rockstar Games. With Red Dead Redemption blowing my mind with John Marston and LA Noire gripping me in further the more I play it, I give all my respects and kudos to Rockstar.

Damn good job guys, damn good. I definitely highly recommend this game to every fellow Xbox 360 gamer.

‘How about at the next junction you shut your trap?’ – Cole Phelps – LA Noire

Could Be

Posted: June 8, 2011 in Quotes

Could Be‘Just because you want it today but you can’t have it, doesn’t mean you should give up completely, because today doesn’t speak for tomorrow, and yesterday doesn’t speak any loss. If you hold on long enough, the future will become the present.’ – StL

Fuck that damn cat.

This is the paint we use in the projects of Charleston.

Hey that is the project color, hell even the door color matches everything in the projects. Only the floor is different in the ghetto of Charleston, it’s all tile.

This is why ‘not’ to join the military.

A nick on the wall and they wouldn’t let you check out! All kinds of shit, filling in damn holes, I ain’t got time for that shit!!

It was exciting. Good ol’ days.

Tonight’s Chinese night!!

Thought y’all threw that cat away??

Yea he’s out there on the back of the truck, hot and sour soup is rocking. Y’all need to quit playing around and get real, don’t need that damn cat!

Look at you getting all Photoshopped up and shit!

Did you reload yours?? Hell, mine’s right. How do I do that?

Uhh, I don’t want a Mountain Dew that shit rots your damn teeth all Hillbilly like. No thank you.

Mine are still pretty.

It coats your teeth in this sugary shit that just digs at them like a miner.

I like that feeling! It’s like an aphrodisiac!

WHY IS IT DOING THIS! Stephen, can you diagnose this??

DON’T BREAK THE DAMN CHAIR! You break it you bought it!

I could prolly run to Michigan and take a picture cause this damn thing is so slow!

This thing ain’t got a damn slider, it shows it’s got a damn slider! Where’s the damn slider??

No damn slider…

Fly Survives Tsunami

Posted: May 31, 2011 in Today At Work

Today at work, a fly flew in to a water bottle, got trapped in and we all decided to have some fun with it. It actually would not drown and survived being turned upside down and being hit with a Tsunami in an Oxygen-less environment. He is still alive and it’s been over 2 hours. Superfly.

The fly survived it all, even an extra day of being outside in 100 degree weather, still inside the bottle…

Gas Jug NozzleMy buddy Dylan Curtis and I were attempting to ride 4 Wheelers on Saturday May 28th. We started off successfully for about 15 minutes until I noticed that the ArcticCat I was on was in dire need of some gas because it was nearly dehydrated.

We both went back to the house to get some gas put in it that we had purchased before riding. Dylan started pouring the gas in to the ArcticCat then all of a sudden, the nozzle from the gas jug broke off and slipped right in to the gas tank of the 4 wheeler quicker than a blink of an eye. After pausing for a sec, we both said ‘mother-fucker’. I found two wires in the shop to try and fish it out of the tank and failed miserably. Dylan tried his attempt at fishing it out and also conquered negative results. This was the point I went and got Nick Caulder so he could have a shot at it. We were 3 failures and got beaten by a gas tank nozzle inside of a gas tank.

Arctic CatAfter 2 hours of baking in the cool 98 degree weather and 70% humidity, the ground was now a pool of the collected sweat from three men and a few blood spots filled with tears. After syphoning out the gas for about 10 minutes, we still couldn’t spot the nozzle, nor feel it with the wire. Tried to spot it with a flashlight but the bulb was from the early 90s and we didn’t have a LED one close by, not to mention the shape of the tank was the oddest I have ever seen.

Eventually, Nick’s dad Derrick and his friend came back up from the pond they had just been fishing in. We explained to them what happened and Derrick took his shot at it and even betted that he would get the thing out. Needless to say, he lost that bet quickly. His friend suggested a Treble hook being taped to one end of the wires and hooking the nozzle to it and then using tongs to get it out. After they designed and built their contraption, Derrick gave it a shot for the nozzle. As the minutes went by, there was still no success. Now we’re in to this about 3 hours…

Derrick’s friend took his go at it and in under 2 minutes, he had the nozzle out of the gas tank…

Four adult male fails. FML

Now I don’t feel level, but we are level.

Where’s dem scraps?

Ooo I’m shakin, did you feel that? My pocket vibrated. I swear the building is going to fall in!

Whats today? Thursday….You know what that means?! RIDICULOUS REPORT DAY!

I’m from Mcall! Are you on crack? Noooo!

Just don’t sit on it! I don’t want it to sag…..JUST DON’T SIT ON IT!!!

I wanna be outside..Buck are you alright?

I gotta headache! Maybe our sinus’s will clear up now that the building is level.

I have saw dust in my mouth….

Prob whats been wrong with your head! That green shit stuck up in your head!!!!

Priming??!!! Just put that shit up there!

How long you think it will take to put that paneling up?

Couple hours…OMG I FEEL LIKE MY STOMACH IS GOING TO EAT ITSELF

LET ME TELL YOU BOUT MY EVILNESS CHRISTIE! I ATE A FREAKIN BIG MAC !

THEN I WENT AND LAID ON THE OTTOMAN FACE DOWN…..HAHA FACE DOWN ASS UP.

Vicky I know that song. Who sings that? Two Live Crew…..

I would have love to have had a camera and had pic of that freakin lightening!

That’s alot of water. I’m glad y’all moved outta there. That would have been freaky.

I would have drove that Cutlass and that damn van and drove it right in the water and claimed the damn hail got it!

All I can think about is all that water in nasty fucking New Orleans!! OMG have you ever been to New Orleans?! Big nasty rats Buck! Well at least you’d have something to eat Heather!

Well all I was thinking was OMG that rat is goin’ to come talk to me!

They unleveled my board! Board’s a little bouncy! WE’VE GOT MOVEMENT! My desk is jacked up, for reals literally!!

STEPHEN give Buck one of those sites! Buid a site with Buck!

God I got so much shit to do! Got it ..get per. Get list now….What? Nothing I was talking to me.

Stephen go save our screen for this window before Trippe destroys it! There were four screens ….Trippe don’t like window screens.

Poor Buck wants to go outside and play…Well we can tell him like the kids ‘DON’T LEAVE THE YARD NOW!’

I’ve got a muffin on a stick…